Rating Tiger’s Women

Frankly I am not interested in attacking Mr. Woods (as much of our maligned mainstream media outlets seem hellbent on doing) for his infidelity, his attempt to maintain his privacy (albeit a hypocritical stance to take for a nukkah who makes millions being a public figure), nor his exclusion of any women of ANY color in his extramarital affairs (like I could talk, and honestly it’s sad that some black women are more upset that there weren’t any black women on his list than they are with the fact that he was cheating on his wife/mother of his children). No I’m not. If it weren’t for this Smoking Section article and the fact that two of the alleged side pieces are pornstars I’m familiar with (hahah) I probably wouldn’t have paid this story any mind.

But I got to thinking….which of these women would I find attractive? And more towards the point, how would they rank against each other? I’ve always been a proponent of quality over quantity, but face it these days there is much more of one than the other (I”ll leave which is which for you to decide). So let’s rank the ladies of one Tiger Woods. I threw them in my personal order (from least to favorite), including his wife (cuz I’m an asshole like that). What say you?

Click their names to check out their pictures:

9. Mindy Lawton

8. Cori Rist

7. Jaimee Grubbs

6. Kalika Moquin

5. Jaime Jungers

4. Holly Sampson

3. Joslyn James

2. Rachel Uchitel

1. Elin Nordegren

So Wifey won number one?!? Yes that’s right. Looks like Tiger and I have the same self-hating tastes! (nod to the black community, we love ya!) Let this be a lesson to us all. I do believe I feel a cliche coming on. The grass is not always greener on the other green…errr…hole….ummm….I mean golf course (oh i just couldn’t help myself) Take the poll and let me know, which one of Tiger’s women is the hottest?!?

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