Archive for the ‘(((swipe)))’ Category

Are Women as Horny as Men?

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

I’m pretty sure my last post would prove the answer to that question is FUCK NO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB ASS?!? But this skit tackles the question in such hilarious fashion that it must be shared. Check it out: NOW!

AWESOME SAUCE SANDWICHES.

yes.

The Beat by Paije Massey

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Your breath gently brushes the back of my neck
As you move throughout these bodies.

I can barely hear my thoughts over your loud voice,
But you keep my body moving.

Eyes closed. Heart racing.

You move through me, and I move for you.

You are the rhythm of my night.
You are the beat.

C-Murder Gets LIFE

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Not too much to say about Mr. Miller and his luck, or lack there of, except….SWIPE!!!

GRETNA, La. — Rapper Corey “C-Murder” Miller has been sentenced to life in prison for his second-degree murder conviction.

District Judge Hans Liljeberg gave Miller the mandatory life sentence on Friday, days after the rapper was found guilty of the 2002 killing by a Louisiana jury.

The 38-year-old Miller was convicted of shooting 16-year-old fan Steve Thomas at a now-closed nightclub in Harvey.

It was the second time that a jury convicted Miller in the case, but a 2003 conviction was overturned.

Miller has been in jail after pleading no contest to two counts of attempted murder in a separate altercation at a nightclub in Baton Rouge in 2001.

Two-Headed Baby Born In Philippines

Friday, July 31st, 2009

I COMPLETELY STOLE (((SWIPED))) THIS ENTIRE ARTICLE BUT DAMN I HAD TO SHARE….wow…two headed babies? YES!!!

In an extremely rare instance, a baby girl born at the Dr. Jose Fabella Memorial Hospital in the Philippines Tuesday night has two heads, CBS News reports. Named “Baby Girl Arciaga,” the infant has two spines, two brains and two hearts, encased in one cavity, but she shares everything else, including lungs and kidneys, according to the CBS report.

“This is a very rare case. It’s new even to us,” Dr. Ruben Flores, FMH’s director, said in a television interview.

The condition is called dicephaly monozygotic conjoined birth, and it occurs in only one out of 80,000 live births.

The sharing of vital organs for the two heads poses a danger, for which the baby is now under observation, AFP reports.

“The rate of survival will depend on the shared organ. If they only have one heart, they will not survive,” [an] unidentified spokeswoman told local radio.


Officials at the hospital said the extra head appeared to be a twin of the girl who failed to fully separate during the development stage in early pregnancy.

Shatner Does Palin

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

no not like that! get yo minds out of the gutter (where i put ‘em in the first place heheh!) and check out William Shatner delivering a portion of Palin’s resignation speech. Classic Captain Kirk:

hahahahah.

Beck: “Obama’s a Racist!”

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Here’s god amongst men, Glenn Beck, calling Obama a “racist”. Hey, takes one to know one I suppose. :)

wowza.

Sarah Palin’s Speechwriter

Monday, July 27th, 2009

In what some are dubbing “The Stupiest Person Ever” this young lady is either joking, trying out for the Palin 2012 campaign, or truly in need of a book or twenty (upside her head). Check it out:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Birthers = RACISTS

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Please pardon me for paraphrasing the Bible, but somewhere in there I read it is better to sin in ignorance than to do so willingly. So for every person out there that truly believes Obama is not an American citizen I have far more empathy for your ignorance than I do for the foolish men and women on Capitol Hill that nurture it.

Obama isn’t always my favorite but Lord have mercy we’re already at Bush year 6 level madness disguised as political disagreements (we all know Bush got a really hard time from his critics but DAMN, Obama’s been in 6 months and he’s threatening to lap Bush on the “insane ass criticisms” category) !

Quench Yo’ Thirst (Banned Sprite Commercial)

Monday, July 20th, 2009

hahahahahahah

heh.

Dave Chapelle Secret Show!!! (video)

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

via “the Bomb Shit”’s Fly Ty:

“..ook..so the story goes..Dave told 4 people in a local mall, i guess..about a secret show he was gonna do at midnight..thousands of people showed up..he only brought one amp..so sound was an issue..but you can still enjoy..soo enjoy lol..”

Dave Chappelle at Pioneer Square

ENJOY!!! :D

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